NFL 2019 Power Ranking by P Double

1. New Orleans Saints

The Saints were THIS CLOSE to a Super Bowl last year. They had the most complete and well rounded roster. It is in tact, locked, and loaded for 2019.

2. Kansas City Chiefs

Their opponents know what’s coming, but then again THEY DON’T! Is anybody gonna figure out how to stop Mahomes this year? Best they can do is try to contain him!

3. New England Patriots

Seriously? Again with these guys? I mean, Josh Gordon is having more off the field problems. Their roster isn’t that deep anyway. Gronk is done. Julian just ain’t that good, is he? Still, are you gonna bet against them? They make it look easy.

4. Los Angeles Rams

P Double thinks the Rams were lucky to be there last year. They’ll need some luck this year too. But, they’ll be better than last year and still in the hunt. Keep in mind, a number 4 ranking puts you in the conference championship and THIS CLOSE to the Super Bowl.

5. Seattle Seahawks

Clowney. That is all.

6. Dallas Cowboys

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What we have here is a volatile situation. A good old fashioned Mexican standoff. On one side of the border is Jerry Jones. On the other side is Ezekiel Elliot. At stake? The entire season! If these two cowboys can work this out, P Double is looking for the big star in the Super Bowl. If they don’t, it could be a super tank!

7. Los Angeles Chargers

Did you know that Philip Rivers has started every game since 2006? Let’s see… 12 times 16 equals 192. Plus, they’ve had a few playoff appearances in there. Some people see this group in the Super Bowl. I can see why, but P Double don’t see it that way.

8. Chicago Bears

Who here doesn’t love Khalil Mack? I dare you to say so! This 2019 version of the Bears is the definition of smash mouth football. And if you’re looking for the daring gunslinger to lead an offense, Trubisky is your guy. This will be a fun year for Bears fans.

9. Baltimore Ravens

The Ravens have the luxury of playing in a shit division. Lamar Jackson has a good season under his belt and Mark Ingram brings experience. Their defense is super stingy. Their schedule includes tough games against New England, KC, Seattle, and the Rams. But the rest is pretty soft. They have a good chance of rolling into the playoffs with a very good record.

10. Tennessee Titans

This is my dark horse pick. Everybody has them in the bottom half. But look for a break out season from this squad.

11. Philadelphia Eagles

With a different QB they get a much higher rank.

12. Carolina Panthers

C’mon, Cam!! Get it together and show this league what you can do.

13. Houston Texans

What a great young team! They need a good solid season in 2019 and P Double predicts they’re going places in 2020.

14. Jacksonville Jaguars

Can Nick Foles and the offense compliment one of the league’s best defenses? If the answer is yes, 2019 is a big turn around for this team.

15. Indianapolis Colts

If it weren’t for bad luck, the Colts would have no luck at all. Tough situation for Andrew and the team.

16. Arizona Cardinals

What the heck! Kyler Murray looked great in the preseason. Let’s say he’s gonna catch a few teams off guard with an offense built for speed.

17. Minnesota Vikings

We enter the bottom half. This is where things get uninteresting.

18. Atlanta Falcons

The Falcons really should be ranked way higher than this. But, they should have done great last year. They were 7 and 9. They have a TOUGH schedule. You go through it and tell me where they get more than 8 wins. You can’t!

19. Green Bay Packers

I like Aaron Rodgers and his new puppet, Matt LaFleur. I really do. But, uh… they just ain’t gonna do shit. End of story.

20. San Francisco 49ers

This was a team on the rise when disaster struck. Their schedule starts out pretty soft too. Look for 6 or 7 wins. That’s better than 4. Quite a bit.

21. Cleveland Browns

What’s that one TV show where they take an old beat up classic car and renovate it with all new shiny parts? Doesn’t matter. This team is untested. Talk to me when you get some double you’s.

22. Denver Broncos

They gotta go SOMEWHERE on this list. 22 seems like a good spot.

23. Pittsburgh Steelers

Too bad for Mike Tomlin. He’s been a class act. But this is the year Big Ben’s personality shines through and we get to see why everybody wants outta Pittsburgh. Wins solve a lot of problems and this team won’t be havin’ many – wins that is.

24. New York Giants

How is it that Saquon Barkley is so good and the offensive line is so bad? It’s a mystery.

25. Detroit Lions

Boy, I tell ya! That Matt Stafford sure has a great arm.

26. Cincinnati Bengals

New coach, old QB. Nothing to see here.

27. Washington Redskins

I’m just tickled pink to see these guys still dwelling in the cellar. Keep trying, guys. Go Cowboys!

28. New York Jets

Le’Veon Bell didn’t even play last year. Neither did Sam Darnold. Haha!

29. Buffalo Bills

I wish I knew how to spell that farting sound.

30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

They’re sinking.

31. Oakland Raiders

How do I get a job coaching one of these teams? Where can I fill out an app? Maybe I could even be a GM one day!

32. Miami Dolphins

We made it to the bottom of the ocean.